Kendall Jenner is Cool with her Breasts

Just when you thought the world couldn’t possibly become more vacuous, Kendall Jenner announced that she is cool with her breasts and doesn’t see the need to wear a bra. Isn’t that a relief? The reincarnation of Adolf Hitler is the Republican nominee for President, but it’s going to be fine now that we know about Kendall and her breasts. Good thing the press was there to capture the news. Ironically, just last night as we were going to bed, my wife Erin asked me if I thought Kendall Jenner was okay with her tits. I responded, “Fuck! I have no idea!” and didn’t get a minute of sleep worrying about Kendall’s self-image. Today’s a much better day because I now know the answer. I should sleep tonight.

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