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In response to the terrorist attacks in Brussels yesterday, Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said he would increase police patrols in “Muslim neighborhoods” to stop radicalization. Confronted this morning on CBS news with the truth that there aren’t Muslim neighborhoods in America and forced to admit that he doesn’t even know how many Muslim people live in…

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Artist’s renderings of Tom Brady in court as he fights his four game suspension for cheating during last year’s NFL playoffs have spawned a number of classic images. This one is my favorite. Of course, people in New England probably don’t find it very funny at all, which makes it even funnier for the rest…

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Never listen to anybody who tries to tell you what you should and shouldn’t read, watch, or think about. Why? The truth is that people who try to control what others read, watch, or think about are trying to turn them into sheep who follow their every command by so limiting their intake of knowledge…

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I saw the question, “Is Blake Shelton the new Taylor Swift?” asked on Google+, and I have three reactions: 1. Who cares? 2. Yes, only Blake Shelton is far less annoying than Taylor Swift. 3. Yes, only Blake Shelton is prettier than Taylor Swift.

I have decided to coin a new term today, and that term is “manbo,” the male equivalent of “bimbo.” We have seen more than a few of these odd creatures popping up over the last few years, especially in places like reality television on shows like The Bachelor. If you would like to become a…

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Well, how did it go? Have you found your shoes yet, and did they look like the ones on the right of this post? I hope not. Maybe that’s why there are a number of college football games played on New Year’s Day. Parades are always good, too. You can sleep it off in front…

Read more Happy New Year 2015!

It’s that time again. Time to snake your tongue down some drunken stranger’s throat just as Dick Clark’s dead ball drops at the stoke of midnight, then immediately turn around and blow chow all over yourself. It just doesn’t get any better than that, does it? Do we know how to celebrate, or what? Mind…

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