Kendall Jenner is Cool with her Breasts

Just when you thought the world couldn’t possibly become more vacuous, Kendall Jenner announced that she is cool with her breasts and doesn’t see the need to wear a bra. Isn’t that a relief? The reincarnation of Adolf Hitler is the Republican nominee for President, but it’s going to be fine now that we know…

A Bible Lesson for Ted Cruz

In response to the terrorist attacks in Brussels yesterday, Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz said he would increase police patrols in “Muslim neighborhoods” to stop radicalization. Confronted this morning on CBS news with the truth that there aren’t Muslim neighborhoods in America and forced to admit that he doesn’t even know how many Muslim people live in…

The Fall of Tom Brady

Artist’s renderings of Tom Brady in court as he fights his four game suspension for cheating during last year’s NFL playoffs have spawned a number of classic images. This one is my favorite. Of course, people in New England probably don’t find it very funny at all, which makes it even funnier for the rest…

Sheep

Never listen to anybody who tries to tell you what you should and shouldn’t read, watch, or think about. Why? The truth is that people who try to control what others read, watch, or think about are trying to turn them into sheep who follow their every command by so limiting their intake of knowledge…

The Rise of the Manbo

I have decided to coin a new term today, and that term is “manbo,” the male equivalent of “bimbo.” We have seen more than a few of these odd creatures popping up over the last few years, especially in places like reality television on shows like The Bachelor. If you would like to become a…

Happy New Year 2015!

Well, how did it go? Have you found your shoes yet, and did they look like the ones on the right of this post? I hope not. Maybe that’s why there are a number of college football games played on New Year’s Day. Parades are always good, too. You can sleep it off in front…