Wing nut arch-conservative David Barton has decided that drinking Starbucks is anti-Christian. I have two things to say. The first is that I am pretty convinced Jesus couldn’t care less about your coffee. The second is that I am absolutely convinced that Jesus finds distracting people from the real problems of the world – poverty, hunger, prejudice, war, and suffering, to name but a few – over a freaking cup of coffee to be, quite frankly, evil.