A Wise Man

A wise man neither drinketh his wife’s champagne nor eateth his wife’s cupcakes at the wedding reception. Thus saith the Lord. Fortunately, I amcastration-1 a wise man and my wife liketh not champagne – which is more than I can say for the guy who I sat next to last weekend. He may be missing parts by now.

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