Minneapolis got eight inches of snow last Friday, April 4th. Clearly, this is karmic retribution for the Minnesota Vikings’ policy of continually raiding the Green Bay Packers’ roster for free agents. There is no other possible explanation. Of course, taking Brent Favor off our hands a few years ago purified some of that negative karma, but not enough to save you people from the snow.
Bishop Craig 
I know that “reading the signs of the times” is an important aspect of discernment: now I know that bishops can also read weather. What new powers await?
Ma+rk the impaled
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Such things are limited only by your faith, my son. 😛
I would hasten to add that such powers seem not to extend to decisions about the bishop’s manse…