Dear Bitches…

Yo, Yo, what up?

Me an my homies is all confused about what you bitches want. I’m just tryin’ to be chill, yo’, an you bitches be makin’ trouble fo’ me and my bros!

See, we let you outta dem penguin suits, so why can’t you chillax an’ be cool? We never said y’all could start thinkin’, or be havin ideas betta den Benny and his boys, dude! I guess we gonna hav ta slap you bitches down like in da good ol days an put you back in dem funky clothes, yo! Ima send my homies to y’all’s hood and get dis party started!

Sincerely,

Benedict XVI

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