Pet Santa?

You can now take your pet to the mall and have its picture taken with Santa. Isn’t that sweet? Why should your children be the only ones to have their picture taken on the lap of a drunk, under-employed sex offender with a boner in a red velvet suit? Share the love!

Collectively, we are a hot mess.

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