Dear Bitches…

Yo, Yo, what up?

Me an my homies is all confused about what you bitches want. I’m just tryin’ to be chill, yo’, an you bitches be makin’ trouble fo’ me and my bros!

See, we let you outta dem penguin suits, so why can’t you chillax an’ be cool? We never said y’all could start thinkin’, or be havin ideas betta den Benny and his boys, dude! I guess we gonna hav ta slap you bitches down like in da good ol days an put you back in dem funky clothes, yo! Ima send my homies to y’all’s hood and get dis party started!

Sincerely,

Benedict XVI

About Bishop Craig

I am an interspiritual, progressive spiritual guide, teacher, and pastor. I live in Milwaukee, WI and the spiritual director of the Compassionate Heart Community here. I am the bishop founder of The Universal Anglican Church, a radically inclusive, progressive, alternative, post denominational Church that welcomes all people to participate fully in our traditional and non-traditional communities. I am also the founder of Christ Enlight InterSpirituality, a system of spirituality that sees Jesus as a wisdom and enlightenment teacher and understands Christ Consciousness to be an example of the anointed enlightenment possessed by all the great spiritual teachers of all traditions and the potential of every human being. In 2001 I founded Bishop Craig Ministries, which provides clergy services to all people regardless of spiritual or religious affiliation or history. I am currently finishing my first book, "A Journey Toward Awakening."
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